Football is finally back. Though, if you like the college game, it returned a week ago. The Giants, however, arrived just in time to make fans long for those glorious days when teams could actually break the 20-point mark. You know it's getting ridiculous when your average football over/under looks like a MLB score.The Giants used the formula that worked so well for them last year. Have Eli throw ...

Do you think your team is going to the Super Bowl? Ha. Your team sucks. Why put yourself through the aggravation every year? The Hater Nation is here to bring you back to reality with the award-winning series, The Super Bowl Buzz Kill.Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl: Washington RedskinsClinton Portis has made a career of coming up with goofy characters that he trolls out during press confer...

Do you think your team is going to the Super Bowl? Ha. Your team sucks. Why put yourself through the aggravation every year? The Hater Nation is here to bring you back to reality with the award-winning series, The Super Bowl Buzz Kill.Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl: Tijuana's Hat.By BainWhat a lousy task, writing these things.Every year, the elder primates here at THN volunteer to be Romoe...

Do you think your team is going to the Super Bowl? Ha. Your team sucks. Why put yourself through the aggravation every year? The Hater Nation is here to bring you back to reality with the award-winning series, The Super Bowl Buzz Kill.Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl: Tampa Bay Buccaneers.Carmella Decesare (wife of Jeff Garcia) won the 2003 Playmate of the Year award, and then she opted for ...

The San Gabriel Valley Tribune is reporting that an NFL team will be playing in Los Angeles by next season.Developer Ed Roski Jr.'s business partner says he has "no doubt" a National Football League team will play in Los Angeles in 2009, most likely at the Rose Bowl.Majestic Realty Vice President John Semcken also said he believes there is a possibility two NFL teams could wind up playing in the $...

At least the preseason game against the Broncos. Which must be wonderful for those of you who play preseason fantasy football. You nuts.Not sure what kind of message they are trying to send to Matt Leinart. The relationship between the former first-round pick and his head coach resembles the relationship between Gunnery Sgt. Tom Highway and Stitch Jones. You can almost see coach Ken Whisenhunt tos...

Do you think your team is going to the Super Bowl? Ha. Your team sucks. Why put yourself through the aggravation every year? The Hater Nation is here to bring you back to reality with the award-winning series, The Super Bowl Buzz Kill.Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl: Denver Broncos.Those who know me as the founder of Divealanche.com (R.I.P.) probably wonder why a Canadian impresario is here...

These broads are crying because they now have to go out and get real jobs like the rest of us.And seriously, is anybody else buying that the U.S. loss was legitimate? Not even David Stern himself would have the brass ones to pull out such an obvious fix like the U.S. women's softball team did yesterday.Is there anybody buying this?The IOC dropped softball from the games back in 1995, saying that t...

Do you think your team is going to the Super Bowl? Ha. Your team sucks. Why put yourself through the aggravation every year? The Hater Nation is here to bring you back to reality with the award-winning series, The Super Bowl Buzz Kill.Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl: New Orleans SaintsKellen Winslow (the Hall ofFame tight end) recently said in a radio interview that the tight end is the mos...

Do you think your team is going to the Super Bowl? Ha. Your team sucks. Why put yourself through the aggravation every year? The Hater Nation is here to bring you back to reality with the award-winning series, The Super Bowl Buzz Kill.Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl: Buffalo Bills.You can’t blame Canada for being a little bitter. We’ve stolen Pamela Anderson, Norm MacDonald and Eugene Levy,...

Do you think your team is going to the Super Bowl? Ha. Your team sucks. Why put yourself through the aggravation every year? The Hater Nation is here to bring you back to reality with the award-winning series, The Super Bowl Buzz Kill.Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl: Arizona Cardinals.The Cardinals have not reached the playoffs since 1998 and if their quarterback situation is any indication...

More and more Olympians are posing nude for magazines (semi-safe link of the German team), drawing the ire of those who feel that these women are cheapening the Olympic ideal. They are dishonoring those ancient Greeks who performed in the very first Olympic games.Totally naked.Being naked in the Olympics is just as big of a tradition as the torch and terrorist attacks. Instead of criticizing athle...

People still seem to be bent out of shape over Spain’s basketball team mocking its Chinese host by making “slant eyes.” Moral indignation reigns supreme over this joke. But what people seem to be overlooking here is that this picture could have been way worse.Imagine if the Spanish basketball team all jumped in a vat of cold water and posed nude, mocking the Chinese small penises.Imagine if the Sp...

Or maybe Eli is channeling his inner “Growing up Gotti.” The influence of being in New Jersey has evidentially got to him.But let’s think about this for a minute. The Jets have traded for Brett Favre, brought in Cowgirl and the Giants respond with this.Is there anything the Mannings won’t do for money? (Wait for it.) You figure that if some producer offered the right price, Gomer and Eli would do ...

The Jets are starting to resemble a cast of Dancing with the Stars or a vintage episode of The Love Boat, adding so many parts whose star shined so long ago. On the heels of trading for Brett Favre, the Jets have added Cowgirl to their roster in the organization's effort to recapture 2006. Just kidding, Cowgirl, THN still loves you but there’s also a poster of Heather Thomas hanging in the office,...

Alex Rodriguez said that every game is like a playoff game for the Yankees now. So it should come as no surprise that the Yankees lost to the Angels on Sunday, as the Halos competed a three-game sweep.A nifty 5-2 mark against the Bronx Bombers this year, showing they can do it even without Joe Torre managing the Yankees.A strange week for the Angels as visions of 1995 danced in the heads of some f...

Do you think your team is going to the Super Bowl? Ha. Your team sucks. Why put yourself through the aggravation every year? The Hater Nation is here to bring you back to reality with the award-winning series, The Super Bowl Buzz Kill.Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl: San Francisco 49ers.Good news for 49ers fans, Mike Martz will not be in charge of coach’s challenges this season. Well, not u...

Do you think your team is going to the Super Bowl? Ha. Your team sucks. Why put yourself through the aggravation every year? The Hater Nation is here to bring you back to reality with the award-winning series, The Super Bowl Buzz Kill.Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl: Tennessee Titans.By KCHopefully, all the blue collar Titans fans working the graveyard shift on the assembly line some day wi...

The Hall of Fame edition.If there is one thing that you can take from Hall of Fame Weekend it’s that Redskins fans have a huge inferiority complex when it comes to the Dallas Cowboys. Redskins fans jeered every Cowboys great, Tony Dorsett and Mel Renfro, but the most vigorous vitriol was reserved for Michael Irvin.And Irvin got it even before the ceremony started.Irvin was treated to catcalls from...

Football season is back and the happiest person in the world right now? Jim Sorgi's mom. Finally, that wonderful lady will no longer have to root for an injury to Gomer -- her boy is going to be the starting quarterback in the Hall of Fame game against the Redskins. And you can't blame Jim Sorgi's mom if she is starting to have some visions of Wally Pipp dancing in her head as he boy is working wi...

Do you think your team is going to the Super Bowl? Ha. Your team sucks. Why put yourself through the aggravation every year? The Hater Nation is here to bring you back to reality with the award-winning series, The Super Bowl Buzz Kill.Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl: Houston Texans.Thankfully, this will only offend the six Texans fans in existence. Seriously, does anybody root for this team...

Mr. Goodell may feel like he needs no introduction, but he should address THN's audience before he starts rambling on. So without further ado, here is Mr. Goodell: I remember the first time I ever met Brett Favre. I was the son of a senator, looking for a way to make my mark in the National Football League. I had ran into Brett during a mixer and stumbled upon him trading some pills with Rush Limb...

Do you think your team is going to the Super Bowl? Ha. Your team sucks. Why put yourself through the aggravation every year? The Hater Nation is here to bring you back to reality with the award-winning series, The Super Bowl Buzz Kill.Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl: Kansas City Chiefs.The Chiefs had one great player on defense last year – Jared Allen. So how did they reward his hard work? ...

Wow, what a crazy weekend that turned out to be, right? The Yankees (and or Red Sox) are a bunch of douche bags. Keith Youkilis must be the most hated man in Major League baseball. How conflicted is he, having the look of a motorcycle gangster?Clerks II is an awesome movie.Is there any doubt that Dante was going to end up with Rosario Dawson? She was way hotter than that other chick.And then there...

Do you think your team is going to the Super Bowl? Ha. Your team sucks. Why put yourself through the aggravation every year? The Hater Nation is here to bring you back to reality with the award-winning series, The Super Bowl Buzz Kill.Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl: Cincinnati Bengals.The Bengals have recently corned the market on a-hole criminals who double as football players. And Chad J...